Total Utter B******S
Mark & Paul own a "Borrat Thong" which they share - False, we really hope!
Mick got fired from Butlins for refusing to wear the jacket, or any clothes at all - False.
Mick got fired from McDonalds for refusing to wear the Ronald outfit - True.
Mark's testicles are extremely large - True.
Marks favourite film is "The Irrigator" - False.
Mick has a fetish for Camels Feet, especially the toes - True.
Richard wears a Red Blazer on stage he bought off Mick - True.
They all work for the Samaritans, even though they suffer from Turrets Syndrome - Arse!!
Richard has complete control over the web site so cant be thrown out of the band - False.
No one dare leave as they others will talk about them - False as Col did.
No one dare leave as they others will talk about them - False as Col did.
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The Queen on the band – God save the mothers.
The Samaritans on the Band - Wish they'd f#+k Off!
Hollywood on the Band - They've got small parts.
Foo Fighters on the Band - You guys are taking the pi+#!
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Start The Cars Quotes & Observations
Richard
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
Honk if you love peace & quite.
A day without sunshine is night
Paul
He who laughs last laughs slowest.
No one is listening until you make a mistake
Mick
I feel I'm diagonally parked in a parrallel universe.
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Mark
If at first you don't succeed then sky diving isn't for you.
If you think no one cares, try missing a few payments.